The WeedHacker Massacre (2025)

-Written by John Cajio.

After a deadly massacre in a small Texan town, film crews come in to remake the event repeatedly over the years. For this particular film crew, the perpetrators and the survivors of the original massacre get mixed up.

The WeedHacker Massacre could have been a great, campy horror comedy with meta commentary on horror films, filmmaking, and horror filmmaking in general. It clearly takes inspiration from films that range in variety from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) to The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022).  Instead, we get a disaster of a film where the meta commentary gets lost, the jokes miss, the acting is bad even when it's not supposed to be bad, the foley is awful, and the script is juvenile. 

There are two bright spots in the film. The best bright spot in the film is the genuinely good, solid acting throughout the film by Billie Grace (Rene Carpenter). Brava! The other bright spot is that three of the jokes did land with me. Three out of many.

Directed by Jody Stelzig.

Written by Ray Spivey. 

Starring: Bobbie Grace, Mike Gassaway, etc.

2/10 (ON THE SHOULDERS OF BOBBIE GRACE’S PERFORMANCE. THE MOVIE SUCKS. HER PERFORMANCE DOES NOT) = AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS (DEFINITELY SUCKS)